What a night! In 100 words or less...

In the 42.7 seconds it took me to do this (#1 only):


Wilson headed for these (ant baits):
Jackson tried to rescue him and instead they both crashed headlong into this:
He was so upset, and remorseful:

Wilson cried and cried while the bumps blossomed and grew:
And cried:
And, less than 30 seconds later, onto the next accident-waiting-to-happen:


At least its a matched set. A bonk over each eye!